 Funny Phrases That Will Make You Laugh

Funny Phrases That Will Make You Laugh Life can be hard, so it’s important to remember not to take everything too seriously

When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver.

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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

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You couldn’t get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.

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A true optimist is the guy who falls off a skyscraper and after 50 floors thinks to himself – well, so far so good!

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You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

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Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.

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